So you’re not rich. Your probably sitting there right now, in the cubicle of you boring ass job, reading this article to pass the time hoping that your boss doesn’t hand you more work. You know what your real problem is? You don’t have imagination. If you did, you’d imagine what it’d be like to be rich – filthy rich, with a billion in the bank and what to spend it on. Well then, let us help you dream that dream by showing you what it’s like to have a billion, and what real billionaires buy.
Your Own Private Island
You may not like Mel Gibson, but you’d be damned if you don’t like his private island. For $800,000,000 – it can be all yours.
Richard Serra’s Transparency
No, that’s not a piece of shit. It’s a litho-crayon-on-mylar piece of shit that only the most discerning art lovers buy. How much does this blue-chip piece cost? Price: $90,000
Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita
We all know Floyd “Money” Mayweather is disgustingly rich. But did you know he drives a Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita? Don’t know what that is? Doesn’t matter, it costs $4,800,000.
Every Yeezy Boost There Is
When you’re rich, you’ll want the freshest sneakers in the world. And those would be Yeezy’s. How much does the entire collection from Mr. Kanye West cost? $10,250.
The Playboy Mansion
The Playboy Mansion is for sale, in case you didn’t know. Buy it and you’re not just owning a massive piece of real-estate, but a piece of history. Live in the home every post-pubescent boy dreams of visiting for only $200,000,000. Girls not included, unfortunately,
Martin Shkreli’s Wu-Tang Album
So the world’s most evil pharmaceutical kingpin is in jail. That means he probably won’t be needing his edition of one, ultra-rare, Wu-Tang album he paid $2,200,000 for. Maybe now you can get it for a discount.
Ehang Passenger Drone
Not even released yet, and this Chinese made personal-flying drone has the entire tech world in a tizzy. So if you’re looking to celebrate your newly minted billionaire status, this $300,000 flying machine is definitely the way to do it.
Burgers At Serendipity 3 NYC
The rich don’t eat McDonald’s. They eat burgers from Serendipity 3 in New York that comes loaded with truffles, a quail egg, and topped with 24k gold dust. Price: $295 each. Bon appetite!
Baller Watch Collection
Poor people tell the time on their iPhone. Rich people tell time on their Paek Philippe, Cartier, Rolex, Audemars Piguet, or, all of them at once. Price of this collection: $342,000.
Poor people get dogs, cats, budgie birds – all those run-of-the-mill pet store animals. The rich buy horses. Real thoroughbreds. They buy show horses to keep in their stables on their 300,000 acres of land. Price; $1,000,000