We’ve all gone mad with selfies. Never before have our camera lenses faced in the wrong direction before. And the Internet, thanks to Instagram, is full of more selfies than “regular” pictures. But the following selfies are proof that this craze has become crazy. Just check out what these idiots took a picture of.
Mom Of The Year
Mother Fuc!’r! Just look at this mother. She’d rather pick up a camera than put her baby down. What an ass (figuratively and literally).
This selfie gives the recipient a look so close, they can almost smell it. Not sure whether to call this one a “Smellfie”, or “Sext on the beach”. Just not sure which one’s the better image – hers, or ours.
Either this girl is a serious ass kisser, or, seriously good at staging photos. I mean, you’ve got a great ass and all, but let someone else kiss it, girl. And I know just the person 😉
I’m not one for toilet humor or, toilet selfies. We men like to imagine that girls neither pass gas, or poop. And honey, you’re ruining it for all of us.
Weezy Ain’t Pleezy
Look at what this girl’s done. Weezy (Lil’ Wayne) spends a career trying to be a bad ass, and she takes a pic of him sleeping like an innocent little baby. Image ruined!
There’s got to be an event, and medal for this. Dude brought a bicycle and a chair into the bathroom just to do this. I don’t know about you guys, but I usually use the bathroom to, well … go to the bathroom.
Sir, you’re dog is getting it on with another dog. Ahem, sir … your dog is humping that other dog. Excuse me, sir … ah forget it. You’re clearly too busy taking a pic of your careless-dog-owner head.
Anal From Behind
… and backwards. I’m sure she didn’t intend this to happen. Although looking at her, maybe she did. Subconsciously.
Pervert In (Potty) Training
Correction: Mom of the Year goes to this unfit mother. Well, looking at her body, she’s actually pretty fit. Apparently her son thinks so too.
Ok, so who’s throwing up in their mouth right now? I can’t be the only one that’s horribly sick to my stomach here. Girls let me repeat, women and bathrooms don’t go together. Finish your business, then, take a picture. AND FLUSH!!